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13.06.2025 02:33

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Why is our generation so unhappy?
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Next, they tried...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Still no good.
Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds