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13.06.2025 02:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Why is our generation so unhappy?

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why does Nickelback, a popular Canadian alternative-rock band, receive so much hate? Is it because they are not considered "edgy" by some people?

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Next, they tried...

What timeless pieces do you believe every wardrobe should possess?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are the common formulas for improvising ornaments in bel canto singing?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Still no good.

Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds